I would encourage you to send it to as many of your friends as might find it amusing.

all the best,

vic

Eskimo Knell

You may smirk, if you wish,
At the names of my kids
And scoff at my hairdo
But then ponder this
When you’re thinking of me as
Just one big girl’s blouse
In less than four years
I will own a White House.

You can joke that I’m pro-life
And go out shooting bear
And cutting down forests
For oil. I don’t care.
You can laugh that
In spite of my family’s case
I say apes are distinct
From the pure human race.

You can sneer if you like
At my kid’s friends as well
Just remember that I’ll
See you all roast in Hell.
Teach our daughters creation
And not birds and bees
As they fuck for virginity
I’ll fight for peace.

Of Washington ploys
You know I’ll have none
But they’d do what I told them
At the point of a gun.
You can sneer if you like
As the grim reaper’s callin’
You voted McCain
What you’ll get is a Palin.

(The original is on Allpoetry.com/philogos)