Ahoy mateys! Avast! Today, September 19, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. (For the official Web site, click here.) Though not a Federal holiday, today is special in the salty hearts of many. Arrrrrrr ye ready fer it? First, go here to get your new pirate name. And now, here are some pirate jokes, compliments of piratejokes.net.
Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?A: Because they can spend years at C!Q: What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?A: A sunken chest with no booty
Haha. Shiver me timbers, those are bad! But in that awesomely bad way. Right?
So have a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties. Here’s some lingo for you. Easy on the pillaging!
RARRRRR!
[Posted by Kathleen aka Cap'n Ramona Knockboots]
5 Comments
September 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm
It is Ambiguous Logan Drake here. Shiver me timbers!
Where are we goin to pregame?
The Aparrrrrrrrtments.
September 19, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Scurvy Gums Bianca…I sound like I have multiple STDs.
September 19, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Mast Hugger Elmer…couldn’t get more phallic.
September 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“Canker” Marie Read. Um. Can I just change it to Mrs. Jack Sparrow?
September 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm
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