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want to read some funny quotes?

Good, because I felt like looking up a bunch of Jack Handy and Mitch Hedberg quotes that I love: “If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.” [Jack … Continue reading

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a little mitch makes everything better.

“With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow down’. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means ‘go’, green means ‘whoa, slow down’, and red means ‘where the heck did you get that banana?’”  … Continue reading

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