I get weekly updates from the site Overheard Everywhere, where people can submit the ridiculous things they overhear (pretty self-explanatory there). This week, there were some pretty good ones:
Guy to another: Dude, she’s way out of your league. She’s in the Majors and you’re a tee-ball coach with questionable photos on your computer.
Hungover guy: Man, I got so fucked up last night. The last thing I remember was walking into the bathroom. And then this morning I woke up to the sound of someone yelling “Who the fuck are you?” So, naturally, I responded with, “Well, who the fuck are you?” and then I looked around and said, “Wait…yeah, I might be in the wrong place.” And the guy goes, “Wait, no, I think I might be in the wrong place.”
Female office worker: Once I was at this club and there was a mirror across from me. Not only did I walk into it and break it accidentally, but before I did it, I remember looking at myself and saying, “Who is this bitch?” and then, crash. I talked shit about myself and then I broke the mirror.
Ha ha! People are funny. Keep your ears peeled.
[Posted by Mallory]