People/things not to be trusted: fax machines, technology in general, 20-something Republicans, people who don’t like chocolate.
Unhealthily obsessed with: Jim Halpert, making lists, Mexican food and drinks, beards, Colorado.
Favorite sports: lounging, baseball (when beers, hot dogs, and sitting are involved), adventure-having.
Favorite foods: salsa, goat cheese, salty carbohydrates, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, breakfast sandwiches.
Six word memoir: “Unabashedly awkward in almost every way.”
People/things not to be trusted: Nicolas Cage, the Bible Belt, raccoons, Hummers, people who don’t believe in global warming, Joe Lieberman.
Unhealthily obsessed with: Barack Obama, food, a good “that’s what she said” joke, wonkette, Gob Bluth.
Favorite sports: croquet, politics, power walking.
Favorite foods: honey mustard sauce, havarti cheese with dill, frosting, pad thai, most candy.
Six word memoir: “Was homeschooled, still kind of weird.”