That is what my mother said to me this morning when I told her that Kathleen and I started a blog. The convo went a little something like this:
Me: “So, Mom, Kathleen and I started a blog.”
Mom [in hushed, dramatic voice]: “Oh Mal, I don’t like blogs.”
Mom: “Can’t weird people, like, find you and get attached to you?”
Me: “Well, yes, but only if they find the article where I posted my social security number and home address.”
Mom: “Oh okay FINE.”
Me [in a display of maturity]: “Well, I’m just not going to tell you the name of it, then, so you can’t find it.”
Mom: “Is there something bad on it?!”
Me: “Yes, Mom. We’re running an amateur kiddie porn site. NO! We’re just writing about…you know, whatever we want to write about.”
Then I told her a little about the McCunt post, and the hilarious video to go along with it, and she laughed and said she wanted to read the blog. I think we’ve got a convert.
[Posted by Mallory]
3 responses to “oh mal, i don’t like blogs.”
I laughed for a solid ten minutes about your brilliant photo choice.
You told her about me?
Vote for me instead, you nut.
Sorry about the “nut”. Actually I meant cunt.
And sorry about “cunt” – I had a long day. Campaigning, you know. This Obama sucks.