Instead of doing something productive, I’m reading Wonkette and G-Chatting, but it’s okay because I discovered something wonderful. If you go to this site, you can type in your name and find out what your name would be if you were unfortunate enough to be Sarah Palin’s child. Obviously it’s just randomly generated names, but I still think it’s fun.
Mine was a sort of boring Turbine Yukon Palin. I think I’d go by Turby. If I throw in my last name, I’m told I’d be called Skein Chug Palin, which is way more fun.
Kathleen’s is amazing: Mullet Troll Palin. Ha!
Other fun ones…
George Bush: Open Aircraft Palin. I like it.
Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer Palin. I once knew a girl named Rezal, and she used to explain that her name was just like Lazer, except backwards.
My roommate: Froth Moonshine Palin. Appropriate.
Ghandi: Luger Otter Palin. Yeah, I prefer Ghandi.
And if Sarah Palin had gotten to name herself, she’d be Flack Gobbler Palin. Too bad she didn’t get to name herself, because if that had been the case she totally wouldn’t have been McCain’s VP candidate. John and Flack just doesn’t have a presidential ring to it.
Okay now maybe I’ll do some work. Have fun.
[Posted by Mallory]