So I’m clearly bored at work an have been stalking Wonkette even more intensely than usual. In the comments of one of the posts (yeah, maybe I read all the comments. I also read magazines cover to cover, and maybe take pills for that), I found a GENIUS website: www.hillaryismomjeans.com.
Now, I’m not one of those people who hates Hillary Clinton. In fact, I think she’s pretty great. But this shit is hilarious. (Think of Chuck Norris jokes, but in reverse.) Feel free to substitute “Mallory” for “Hillary” if that makes you feel better. Here are some of my favorites:
Hillary gave Jessie the caffeine pills.
Hillary ate all the bugles.
Hillary likes glitter.
Hillary wants less cowbell.
Hillary sings the FreeCreditReport.com jingle.
Hillary yells “Freebird” at your concert.
Okay sorry it was hard to stop. But here’s the best one:
HILLARY WRITES EVERYTHING IN COMIC SANS.
(Walsh, I cannot wait until you see that.)
[Posted by Mallory]
six words to change the world. 
LOVE THAT SITE. here is one that is even better though, but mostly because it’s about my boy, b. http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/
“Barack Obama commented on your blog.”
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