Move on over Mary-Kate and Ashley…there are new twins in town and they’re really…orange. And they want to be Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Yes, girlfriends is plural. Errr…weird?
Tragically, Hef’s relationship with primary gf Holly Madison is over. She wanted marriage and babies, but he lacked the sperm count. I’m not making that up. He is, after all, older than John McCain. He’s 82. Wowie.
So, obviously heartbroken that Holly has moved on to more fertile pastures, Hef has been babysitting hanging out with the 19-year-old twins. I mean, maybe he just wants to be a grandfatherly figure in their lives? No. How does he feel about them? Does he, ya know, like LIKE them? Like passing-notes-check-yes-or-no like them?
“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends.”
Ahh, true love.
[Posted by Kathleen]
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Man, before I even looked at the photos I knew they’d be blondes–but they’re not EVEN pretty. I love HH, but Honestly, what can 19 year olds fond attractive in him? Well, beside $ and fame, of course.
interesting article about hugh hef and the playboy bunnies:
They are worse than I expected. They look like rejects from the cast of the 90210 remake.
The one on the right looks like she just ate one of Hef’s prunes. Take that as you will.
twins over the age of 5 should not match.
fake hair, fake tan, and most likely fake tits……..ah, to be a whore in California…………