Enjoy an assortment of funny things found on the internets:
- I never thought I’d say such a blasphemous thing, but this is better than Cry Face. Be sure to check out the “How To.”
- Ha, I like this guy: “Not to be a dick or anything, Iguana, but you’re not a fucking dinosaur. I know you roam around showing off your scaly skin, beady little eyes, and your nose holes. And yes, I’ve seen your tongue. But let me ask you a few questions. Can I ride you? Do you have answering machine messages from Steven Spielberg? WERE YOU ON MY SHOES WHEN I WAS EIGHT???”
- I’m embarrassed by how many people sent me a link to this. I’m also embarrassed that my boss told me today that if she ever needed to coax me out of a burning building (long story), she’d just get a breakfast sandwich and say “Maaaaallory…look what I haaave…”
Bet your Friday night wasn’t as fun as mine!!!
[Posted by Mallory]
six words to change the world. 
