Wow, so I just realized why I never became a famous basketball player like my father might have dreamed of: I have no ass. No, seriously. Apparently this matters. Pete Thamel of the New York Times wrote an entire article about how Pitt’s DeJuan Blair’s large “backside” has afforded him a great advantage. I’ve never been a fan of boys with big butts, but in this case, I’ll support Blair and his booty. If only because it compelled a writer to reference Sir Mix-A-Lot in a NYT piece.
[Posted by Mallory]
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