and i need you now tonight.

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on the Internets:

For a better understanding of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”:

Thank you, Koufukuron. Click here for a larger, easier-to-read version.

True story: at my high school, seniors were allowed to go off campus for lunch. When you drove back into campus from your sweet ass lunch at Quizno’s or the cheap Mexican place, you would drive by all of the lowly underclassmen eating outside. Most seniors would take this opportunity to blare some sort of rap muuuuusick (what was popular then? Usher? Outkast?) and my friends and I vowed that we would never be that obnoxious (or at least not that particular brand of obnoxious). Instead, we would blare ridiculous, embarrassing music, like — you guessed it — Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Those were the days.

Let’s all reminisce, shall we?

Or check out the literal video version, because it’s amazing.

[Posted by Mallory]