Apparently, the International Olympic Committee has been hiding them in the diving well. And frankly, I think that’s unfair. Let me present my evidence.
Exhibit A, Alexandre Despatie from Canada:
Don’t know why this says radical gay on the top, but ignore that:
Exbibit B, Chris Colwill from the U S of A:
Anyone else see a little Kevin Bacon in him?
And Exhibit C, Troy Dumais, who is also American:
I rest my case.
Of all the summer Olympic sports, I can’t say diving is my favorite. There’s a skeptical little voice inside my head that thinks, “Isn’t diving just a cop-out, less-hard version of gymnastics?” Not that I can so much as jump correctly off a diving board. Still, it’s fun to watch, even though the Chinese keep winning EVERY DIVING EVENT.
[Posted by Mallory]