Number of times I engaged in a political debate with my sister in the past 24 hours: 3
Number of fun-size Snickers bars currently in my belly: 300
Number of days (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) until Barack Obama is elected as our next president: 4
Number of beers I plan to drink tonight: 17
Number of days until Halloween: 0!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY LITTLE GHOULS AND GOBLINS!
This evening I will be celebrating by dressing up as the one, the only, Richard Simmons. Think afro, tiny neon shorts, and tall white socks. I will obviously be having sex tonight.
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light and a bag of candy corn, pull something wacky out of your costume box (you have one too, right?), and do the Monster Mash.
Make it a good one!
[Posted by Mallory]
six words to change the world. 