here come the men in black.

So according to a former Apollo 14 (not 13) astronaut, aliens exist–they not only exist, they’ve visited us multiple times over the years, but our big, bad government has covered it up (a government conspiracy theory? Gasp! How revolutionary!). But not to fear, friends, because Dr. Edgar Mitchell assures us that if they were hostile and wanted us to be dead by now, we would be. Phew! The good doctor told all of this told all of this to Kerrang! radio. You can listen to the radio show here, or just read these quotes.

“I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we’ve been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real.”

“It’s been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it’s leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.”

“I’ve been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes – we have been visited. Reading the papers recently, it’s been happening quite a bit.”

Wow, he sounds–to use his word AGAIN, privileged. Here’s some more good news. Aliens look EXACTLY like we expected them to! Big eyes, big heads, and small bodies. And who doesn’t like being right?

Now, I know it isn’t my place to judge or say what is real and what is not (but this blog is 50% mine and I’m going to do what I want, duh). And despite the fact that Dr. Mitchell did a moonwalk and is very smart, I think he’s being a tad bit moony about this. I mean, come on. Aliens? Really? But then again, if you’ve ever been to a Waffle House between the hours of 11 p.m. and 5 a.m., it is convincing. There are some strange looking folks there…

Anyway, I did some thinking and made a list of aliens I wouldn’t mind running into and those I would. Here are some that I would feel fairly okay about:

Here are those that would most likely upset me:

And finally, the scariest of all:

Ugh. And just because I’m feeling frisky, here is a music video featuring a really talented alien:

Let me see you just bounce with me, just bounce with me, just bounce with me. Come on just slide with me, now slide with me…

[Posted by Kathleen]

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13 responses to “here come the men in black.

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  2. HA! Loved it. Yeah, I think that last alien is the scariest of all. Especially when he jumps on couches, when he’s the guest on another scary alien’s show – Oprah

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  4. hmm.. thank you very much. usefull information

  5. I love your blog…really. Did you already hear about water on mars? 🙂

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  7. dude ive known that aliens are real for about 2 years. if anyone is really into this stuff, seriously go and check out this book…”Witness To Roswell” by Thomas J. Carey and Donald R. Schmitt.

    after reading this you will be AMAZED by what some people have to say. and trust me this is not just another one of those, ohhhh we saw lights in the sky and it was flying…and no i wasnt drinking…

  8. @12in monster:
    Technically that’s 7 words, since 12 (twelve) and “inch” are 2 separate words. So, since you can’t count, I don’t believe you.

  9. Jason

    Take a survey about extraterrestrials! I takes 30 seconds. Help me out for my research paper 🙂 http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=dASmJ5li5axRDCTyjXAwkA_3d_3d

  10. ok i heard one and then i went outside with my friends but apparntley they didnt hear anything and i saw something it waited and then when my friends left it came back.

  11. Jules

    I think I saw an man in black walking down the street today! Omg pretty creepy looking……Aliens are among us all! I bet they’re hiding underground too! man Dec 21 2012 is coming!!!! btw, has anyone here heard of star children?

  12. 31415926

    An alien entered my dreams one morning, and when I woke, I heard a voice say “Thank You”. I believe it was a form of entertainment for them. How cool would that be… But some dreams are not too pleasant.

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