okay, here’s something to talk about.

I know what you’re thinking: “Six words, you have failed me.”  It’s true, we have.  Not Kathleen though, she has an excuse.  Personally, I blame it on the fact that Gossip Girl was a repeat this week.  WHAT is up with that?  I missed you all terribly, internets, and I promise that this will not happen again. 

Yesterday, I was driving all around Monmouth County, NJ (relishing in the fact that it only cost me TWENTY TWO DOLLARS to fill up my gas tank) and I experienced one of those moments that will make me cringe with embarassment every time I recall it for the next 80 years (I’m optimistic.  And healthy).  Over the years, I’ve entertained many friends while driving.  Whether it be through new and creative ways of using boring old curse words or defying the laws of physics/the road, I think I’ve showed them a good time.  HOWEVER, none of them have had the opportunity to experience what I tend to do when I’m driving by myself immediately after drinking a lot of coffee. 

It is my firm belief that in another life I was a great performer and because in this life I suffer from both stage fright and being tone deaf, the only time I perform is in the car, alone.  I know you’ve all done it too.  However, unlike me you’re probably smart and reserve such performances for long drives on empty roads when few people will see you and not for WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC.  I couldn’t help it though, because a really fabulous song came on and, although I fought it, the rhythm got me (DAMN YOU, Gloria!).  I could lie and tell you that it was some really catchy new pop tune like Britneys “Womanizer” or that “Just Dance” song but we’re all about integrity here at SWTCTW so I’m going to come right out and say it:  I was listening to a light radio station.  I was listening to Bonnie Raitt. 

. . . and I was really getting into it.  Singing into my coffee cup, doing a little hair flip, making a fool out of myself and of course, I was busted.  Some dude in the car next to me totally caught me at a particularly croony moment and laughed and laughed and laughed.  I can’t say that I blame him, I looked like an idiot-but that was for my amusement only!  I had to spend the next ten miles driving twenty miles below the speed limit so that my car wouldn’t catch up to his again. 

It was terrible but you know what?  That song is awesome.  I wouldn’t lie to you, internets.  Enjoy.

[Posted by Madeline]

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