This is for sure going to be the gift of the season. The Tickle-Me-Elmo for the fat kids…err…or people that just love food as much as I do. Now this may or may not be a joke, but it’s ridiculous any way and I’m going write about it. You can now purchase a cologne from Burger King called Flame.
“The WHOPPER sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
Ummm. Rawr? I do love a good whopper. In fact, I have many times stated on the blog that burgers were the reason for my failed vegetarianism. So given that I love burgers, would I love the faint smell of flame-broiled meat on a man? Hmm. [Insert awkward joke about man meat HERE.]
Even if you are totally repulsed by this concept and want to vom, at least check out the Web Site, it’s funny. http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
And if you want to seduce me, maybe try wearing FLAME. But if Wendy’s comes out with their own line, then go with that. Especially if it smells like the Baconator. Oh and you need to have a nice set of buns. Get it? Buns? Burgers? I’m done.
[Posted by Kathleen]