That is funniest six-word headline I’ve seen all year! Because it is a joke! Right? Right? RIGHT?!
Ha ha ha ha no. It’s not a joke. Our economy has tanked, a hockey mom who doesn’t know a predicate from a condom was selected as a vice presidential candidate, and Joe the Plumber is going to Israel to be a war correspondent.
According to Wonkette and the Australian newspaper that penned that knee-slapper of a six-word headline, Joe the Plumber is headed to Israel on the behalf of Pajamas Media to report on the recent outbreak of conflict in the Gaza Strip:
Wurzelbacher said he was going to let “Average Joes” share their stories and get the real story of what is happening.
“It’s tragic, I mean it really is,” Wurzelbacher told Ohio television station WNWO.
“I don’t say that in any little way. It’s very tragic, but at the same time what are the Israeli people supposed to do?”
Wurzelbacher said he was not concerned about heading into a warzone for a 10 days.
“Being a Christian I’m pretty well protected by God I believe. That’s not saying he’s going to stop a mortar for me, but you gotta take the chance,” he told WNWO.
And then, as if he has been taking public speaking lessons from Sarah Palin herself, he continues:
“If given the opportunity to do some good however minute it may be, or could be something really good, you gotta take that chance. You have to do it,” Wurzelbacher said of his new job.
Excuse me while I go put on my nightgown.
[Posted by Mallory]