ellen, get out of my head.

“I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It’s been about two months since I’ve worked out. And I just don’t have the time. Which uh…is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh…and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh…try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.” –Ellen DeGeneres

[Posted by Mallory]

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