posh would never wear these things.

Now I’m aware that the fashion gods decided that platform shoes are in again. I also must acknowledge that I tend to love Free People, as it is a brand that enables my not-so-secret desire to be a hippie. (A fake, well-dressed hippie, of course.) But those shoes! Look at those things! I don’t think the Spice Girls would have even worn them back in the ’90s. And according to their description, they have a terrifying four-and-a-half inch heel. As a 5’11” girl with a general dislike for heels, height like that is enough to make me woozy. (The image that just popped into my brain as I pictured myself wearing the monstrosities: a just-born foal with its wobbly little legs, stumbling all over the place.) So uh, anyway, these shoes are hideous, happy Friday, and will someone please bring me a breakfast sandwich?

[Posted by Mallory]

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2 responses to “posh would never wear these things.

  1. pachter

    Don’t forget — we 6’6″ guys like you when you’re 5’11”, 6’3.5″, or whatever. Makes us feel “to scale.”

    And if you’re tall AND you make funny jokes on your blog, even better. Happy Friday.

  2. Pingback: high heeled crocs? my eyes bleed. « six words to change the world.

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