Case in point:
(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
That REALLY is my life right now. FML, etc. etc.
A sincere thank you to whoever invented Texts From Last Night. Nothing makes you feel better about a bad day than some stranger who had a worse night. Happy Friday, readers! Hope you rack up lots of potential TFLN submissions this weekend.
[Posted by Mallory]