Hey kids, tomorrow is America’s birthday! Toss a little Wild Turkey in your Coke and enjoy Fourth of July the patriotic way, by eating too much and drinking too much and generally being a little too loud.
And, dear readers, we apologize for our less-than-regular postings this week. Kathleen’s been otherwise occupied (down with Connecticut!), and I’ve been, uh, prematurely excited for the three-day weekend? We’ll be back in full force next week, armed with plenty of snark. Until then, cheers!
[Posted by Mallory]
six words to change the world. 
I guess Kathleen must be lucky enough to hang out with a native of such a glorious state rich in tradition, history, culture, and $$$$$.
P.S. I hear that native is a fox.