it’s talk like a pirate day!

Ahoy mateys!  Avast!  Today, September 19, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. (For the official Web site, click here.)  Though not a Federal holiday, today is special in the salty hearts of many.  Arrrrrrr ye ready fer it?  First, go here to get your new pirate name.  And now, here are some pirate jokes, compliments of

Q:  How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A:  They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Q:  Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A:  Because they can spend years at C!
Q:  What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
A:  A sunken chest with no booty
Haha.  Shiver me timbers, those are bad!  But in that awesomely bad way. Right?
So have a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties.  Here’s some lingo for you.  Easy on the pillaging!
[Posted by Kathleen aka Cap’n Ramona Knockboots]


Filed under definitely not politics, humor, news, pop culture, random, Uncategorized

5 responses to “it’s talk like a pirate day!

  1. Ambiguous Logan Drake

    It is Ambiguous Logan Drake here. Shiver me timbers!

    Where are we goin to pregame?

    The Aparrrrrrrrtments.

  2. justcallmepam

    Scurvy Gums Bianca…I sound like I have multiple STDs.

  3. Carlos

    Mast Hugger Elmer…couldn’t get more phallic.

  4. Mallory

    “Canker” Marie Read. Um. Can I just change it to Mrs. Jack Sparrow?

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