Here’s a good story for you. Eighteen year old Nikita Lee Weis wanted to kill his mother. Why? So he could sell her stuff, and get the money to buy his girlfriend bigger boobs, duh. Awwww! How selfless of him! His mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked with a baseball bat in her house on Thursday. She spent one night in the hospital, but she’s okay. But the police have arrested Nikita, the two kids he hired and his flat-chested girlfriend Sophia Nicole Alsept on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.
So Nikita is a boobs man?
Really though, let’s take a second to acknowledge the absurdity of this. This kid wants his girlfriend’s rack to be bigger badly enough that he would kill his mother? Back in the day, when I used to say that I’d kill for bigger boobs, I didn’t mean it. It was HYPERBOLE. And hello, Sophia? If that man buys your tatas he’s going to think that he owns them. Girrrrrrrrl that’s not good. Especially if he kills his mama over them. Just saying…
Children these days. Geeeeeez.
[Posted by Kathleen]