If you know me or if you’ve read the About Us page, you should know that Nicolas Cage is on my list of people/things not to be trusted. Why don’t I trust Nicolas Cage? Because he gives me the heebie jeebies and I don’t even know what that means. He’s a creepmaster creep to the extreme.
Upon learning my feelings for the Cage creep, my cousin Sean (heyyyyy cousin!) validated my sentiments by showing me one of the funniest youtube clips I have ever seen. Why did it take me so long to post? I don’t know. But watch this, laugh, and then thank me for saving you the money you would have used to rent The Wickerman. Now, I present to you, The Best Scenes from The Wickerman, featuring Nicolas Cage.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Amazing.
“Killing me won’t bring back your goddamned honey!”
PRICELESS.
[Posted by Kathleen]
six words to change the world. 
man, that was amazing. i had to imdb the movie afterwards and look at the plot to get some idea of what the hell was going on. can we get a count on how many girls he punched in that video? i got at least three…