I have a friend who loves bacon. Let’s call her Katie, because that’s her name. In college, we would make fun of her for sneaking scraps of bacon off of our plates when we weren’t looking. She once toyed with the notion of inventing bacon bread. Bitch really, really loves bacon. And she’d do a lot for bacon, but I don’t think she’d do this:
(That photo is officially the most awkward one I’ve ever saved to my Desktop.)
Ladies and gents — but really, just gents — meet the Bacon Bra. Taco Bell is putting bacon in its burritos, so why can’t some random woman wear bacon for a bra?
My friend Doobie alerted me to this wonderful new invention:
doobie: so you wanna see the best invention ever?
me: YES!
doobie: http://www.stylelist.com/blog/2008/04/11/bringing-home-the-bacon-bra/
me: oh. my. GOD.
doobie: hahaha awesome right?
me: okay, but the bacon is raw
so youd have to like peel it off a boob and fry it before you eat it
doobie: hmmm id just suck it up
me: and eat the raw bacon?
doobie: yup
Oh, boys.
[Posted by Mallory]
stop this giant from mocking god!
I’m pretty open about the fact that I’m obsessed with the snarky political commentary site Wonkette. Recently, I’ve been loving their mockery of the American Family Association’s efforts to Boycott McDonald’s. (Background on Wonkette’s mockery here; link to the Boycott McDonald’s website here.) Basically, McDonald’s donated some money to the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, a bunch of self-righteous, intolerant people got angry, and these people decided to clog their arteries at another establishment. They are encouraging their fellow Christians to boycott America’s favorite fast food restaurant with persuasive, well-written comments like these:
“I`m sorry that you have made the decision that heterosexul folks such as i are not welcome in your resturants any longer. i will not argue your decision. By giving your resturants sapport to the homosexual groups you have told me my believes and lifestyle are not yours and i`m not welcome in your resturants anylonger.”
The group’s latest — and by far, most hilarious — weapon is this gem of a video:
Eh, we were always Wendy’s girls here at SWTCTW. Mmm, Baconator.
[Posted by Mallory]
six words to change the world. 