
Tony says PETA is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Errr…
or
Little Timmy wants a new cat.
[Posted by Kathleen]

Tony says PETA is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Errr…
or
Little Timmy wants a new cat.
[Posted by Kathleen]
Filed under animals, definitely not politics, fashion, news, pop culture, random, sex, six word memoirs
Picture your most humiliating nightmare. Perhaps you are naked in front of a crowd. Mine might involve looking like I was 13 again. You’re thinking about it now. Mortifying, is it not? Well some poor dude in Vail lived a very imaginative nightmare. Like the only funny scene from an unbearably unfunny Jim Carrey movie, he found himself dangling upside down from a ski lift san pants with his dangly parts totally exposed in the frigid cold. Errr… here are the pictures. You can’t make this shit up.

HAHAHAHA

And finally, he is showed some mercy.

Stifle your laughter, fools! The man suffered from exposure! Okay, you can giggle, because it is comedy of the absurd.
According to the press release, he was suspended for about seven minutes. NOT seven minutes in heaven, I’m sure. Pantsless man, I know nothing we, your fellow Americans, can ever do will erase the pain of this ordeal, but I propose that any time you go to a bar, your drinks are free. But you know who I feel worst for? His kid. Sitting right next to him. Hahaha. oh dear. Therapy much?
[Posted by Kathleen]
Filed under adventures, definitely not politics, humor, news, pop culture, random, thoughts
I rarely find beer commercials funny, but this one did make me laugh a little.
[Posted by Kathleen]
Filed under blogging, definitely not politics, drinks, humor, pop culture, religion, TV, YouTube

Every time I see a Louis Vuitton bag I just assume that it’s fake and you bought it on the street for 40 bucks. I can’t tell if you paid the full price for it, and I don’t care. Americans LOVE buying the fake stuff. I bought a fake Longchamp bag in Turkey for 12 bucks. (Because it was fake, I pronounced it Long Champ…like it SHOULD be pronounced. Silly French.) Anyway, whenever people would compliment my bag, I’d automatically tell them it was a fake. I mean, why should I pretend like it was real? That is my pet peeve about counterfeit items–when people act like they’re real.
My pet peeve is one of the reasons I have great admiration for a new shopping center in China. This shopping center is all about counterfeit items and is totally unapologetic. They proudly and purposefully spell things differently so as to avoid legal trouble, and it is HILARIOUS. God love ’em. For example, you can eat a pizza at a Pizza Huh. Huh? I mean, what? No, not a Pizza Hut, a Pizza Huh. Regardless, I’m sure you still have the shits “stomach issues” for hours post-gorge. After your delicious fake pizza, you can enjoy a fake coffee at Bucksstar and buy a “Naik” sweatshirt. Just do it! No but seriously, would you do it? For pictures and a legitimate news story, click here.
Are the Chinese on to something? Is the answer to consumerism, or is it perpetuating it? Whoa deep thoughts. I need something mindless…maybe I’ll catch up on some GG. You know you love me.
[Posted by Kathleen]
Filed under blogging, definitely not politics, fashion, humor, news, pop culture, random, thoughts
On this fine Sunday, I had the pleasure of seeing one Kathleen Shea Blogger. In fact, it was the first time we’ve been together since we began this here blog. We had brunch with our friends, chatted, had a naked pillow fight, etc. We also went to see The Reader with our friend Norah.
The Reader is the third movie I’ve seen in the past few weeks that I wasn’t originally intending to see. I saw Slumdog Millionaire because I missed Four Christmases, Seven Pounds because The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was sold out, and now The Reader because Milk was sold out. Someone’s really screwing with my movie schedule, but luckily I’ve loved each of these three movies.
I had some vague ideas of what The Reader was about, and I’d heard that it got good reviews. I’m no film buff, but I quite liked it, and I thought Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, and newcomer David Kross were all phenomenal. It’s a twisted, sad movie, but I thought it was original and thought-provoking.
The questions of justice that the film brings up were most interesting for me. Modern law requires an assignment of guilt or innocence with no real middle ground, and this movie illustrates just how complex and contrived that requirement can be. My inability to come to terms with the whole black-and-white aspect of law is part of the reason I decided not to go to law school. I’m bad at making decisions to begin with, and even if assigned a side, I think I’d struggle to be 100% on that side. (There are exceptions, of course, and I’m oversimplifying our legal system, but you get what I mean. I hope.)
On a lighter, creepier note, I finally understood exactly what my cougar friend means when she looks at a younger guy and says she wants to give him a bath. Not that I don’t still find that statement totally creepy (you heard me, Cougar Friend), but I got a little embarrassed when I formed a huge crush on David Kross, the young Michael in this movie, and then discovered that he is only 18. Here’s the only picture I found of him where he looked as if he’d hit puberty (he’s on the left, clearly):

Yeah he still looks young. I feel dirty. But whatever, suburban moms totally have crushes on the Jonas brothers, right?
And let’s just pause and remember how fabulous Kate Winslet is, even when she’s just hanging around with her kid:


I’ve had a few strangers tell me I look like Kate Winslet, and I every time I see a picture of her or watch one of her movies I try and I try to force myself to see the likeness, and I simply don’t see it. The face is a stretch, and our bodies…well, let’s just say I don’t see it.
Here’s a preview for The Reader:
If you see it, let us know what you think!
[Posted by Mallory]
Filed under celebrities, crushes, movies, pop culture, sex, YouTube

My wacky friend Colleen has a REALLY good feeling about 2009. It’s an underestimated year, she thinks, which means people will be blindsided by its goodness. (Except Colleen as she is totally anticipating the goodness.)
I have to agree with her. Or, I hope to agree with her. We’re coming out of a really shitty year overall, and it simply has to go up from here.
I had my first real New Year’s out last night (as in not a house party or random downtown adventures while underage). I know a lot of people hate New Year’s because of the pressure for it to be OMIGOD THE BEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR, and a lot of people simply hate the crowds. I totally get that, but I figured why not have at least ONE legit New Year’s before deciding to hate it.
Except I had a ridiculously good time last night. I went to a huge party that involved three bars, two DJ’s and a live band, an open bar, etc. etc. When I first arrived, I was freezing to death and couldn’t help but hate the crowdedness of it all. But once we discovered the room with dancing and beer that didn’t require a 20-minute wait and the fighting off of douchebags, we were set.
After midnight, we moved on to the live band and got hit on by creeps and bouncers and it was a wonderful time. I would, though, like to make a public complaint about the live band. They didn’t know/wouldn’t play any of the following songs:
“The Weight,” by The Band (too slow)
“Romeo and Juliet”, by Dire Straits (too slow)
“Your Love,” by The Outfield (THEY DIDN’T KNOW IT)
“You Shook Me All Night Long,” by AC/DC (they can’t sing that high)
I mean, REALLY?! And you call yourself a cover band?!
My New Year’s ended with Johnny Rockets’ french fries and milkshakes, which were UM-MAZING. If you’re ever in Georgetown, go to Johnny Rockets and ask for Mohammed. He dances and recommends great bars for you to go to after your meal. (We, um, didn’t take his advice.)
Here’s to 2009! In the wise words of The Walkmen, I know that it’s true, it’s gonna be a good year.
Let’s bring it in with the help of some mullets and bad dancing:
[Posted by Mallory]
Filed under adventures, dance, drinks, music, YouTube