Remember Jennifer Moss? I wrote about her a few months ago. She was the lady who just wanted to patriotically parade in Oregon on Independence Day riding a bike, sans clothing? Ahh, now you remember. Well, she did have a hemp g-string…so she wasn’t totally nakey. Sheeeeeeeee’s back! And this time around, her name is being spelled by the press with a G. So she’s Gennifer Moss. No word on how that happened.
Anyway, she had a run in with the PoPo after construction workers–yes, construction workers (PRUDES!)–complained about her affinity for nude in-line skating. Ummm…hello? Do these men have mutated genetic codes? I’m totally baffled.
From the Oregonian:
“We confronted her and told her that she couldn’t expose her genitalia,” said police spokeswoman Cathe Kent. “She complied.”
In other words, she whipped out a string bikini bottom and continued on her only slightly less Lady Godiva-like way.
Haha, that a girl, Gen!
The police said most of the calls they received from people other than the prudish construction workers weren’t complaints about her lack of clothing, but rather her personal safety. Awww! There is good in this world.
She now also goes by the nickname, Earth Friend Gen. And she has her own MySpace channel. Yes, she is naked in some of the videos, you sick group of perverts. Watch the videos here. She also posted pictures of herself…yes, naked as well. One of the captions says, “I love being naked and free!” No doubt about that, EFG.
Oh, Gennifer! She’s totally cra-crazy, but you do have to admire her spirit. Keeping rockin’ out with your boobs out, lady. Whether that means riding a bike in a hemp g-string leading a group of skaters while blowing on a conch shell (FACT. She actually wanted to do that) or letting all hang out while you skate around. You’re kind of cool.
[Posted by Kathleen]
I always knew bras were good for something other than keeping the girls down. I personally have yet to discover what else, but Jessica Bruinsma’s bra saved her life. Bruinsma, who is from Colorado (hey, Mal!), had been stranded in the Bavarian Alps in southern Germany for three days before being rescued. According to the AP, “she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain”. Wowie.
She’s a smart lady. If you hang a bra from somewhere, men are going to find it. Sorry, I had to make some sort of joke. Just think of all the puns I could have made but didn’t.
But honestly, it’s good to hear she’s alright. Her story could have ended tragically, but she was resourceful. This just goes to show that bras really can change the world. Maybe somebody should pass this along to Jen Moss?
[Posted by Kathleen]
Oregonian (Oregonite? Oregonese?) woman Jen Moss is pissed because people just don’t understand her need to bicycle around topless and are prohibiting her from riding in the Fourth of July parade. According to the AP, Moss is known for riding her bike “free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string”. In fact, she’s known as “The Naked Lady”.
I get the naked part (let the girls get some air), but the hemp G-string sounds questionable at best. You know, back in the day aka 8th grade, I was quite good at making hemp necklaces with cool beads and whatnot. I gave them as gifts to my friends. Maybe now since our tastes have matured, I can make them all hemp G-strings with cute little beads! AHHH! But back to business.
The Ashland Chamber of Commerce is in a battle right now over this. In Moss’ application she said she wants to lead a group of rollerbladers in her hemp booty floss, “blowing a conch shell.” Blowing what wearing what? Errr… Whatev, she sounds like an inspirational leader (those rollerbladers are bound to follow her, along with every creepy man within 50 miles) and America is all about leadership!
Clearly she is a great patriot and loves America. Come on people, it’s the Fourth of July. It’s not like your children haven’t seen boobs before. Let Jen parade!
[Posted by Kathleen]