This little girl knows how to go after what she wants. Haha, oh man I would sacrifice the few hairs on my beloved hairless dog to have sound with this clip. Everyone’s reaction is priceless. The mother, when she doesn’t believe her son. The mother again, when she realizes that her daughter is actually inside the machine. The father, who doesn’t really care. The little girl as she rolls around in glory surrounded by stuffed animals. And the waitress, laughing hysterically as the little girl is finally birthed out of the claw machine.
Picture the three craziest bitches you knew in college. Now picture them with their own TV show doing dumb shit. Tah-dah! Now you’ve got the Rad Girls. These girls are smokin’ hot, have no internal monologue and literally have no social constraints. The ladies, Ramona Cash, Darling Clementine and Munchie, are bona fide badasses. In fact, they are being hailed as the female Jackasses. Sorry for the obnoxious rhyming– it was unavoidable.
They hold a contest to see who can pee the most while traveling around in the back of a van (obviously, somebody’s bucket of pee is going to fall over and they even take things a step further. Click here if you dare. The peeing clip starts about three and a half minutes in), make out with old men (their parents must be thrilled), fart in people’s mouths (it must be because they’re hot, because who in all of God’s wholesome creation would allow that) and use animal feces for batting practice (best line: “ew! there’s poop in my hair!”). Anyway, they are wild, hot, crass and hysterical–and I kind of like them. Because let’s face it. At the end of the day, farting is still really funny.
Ever been Rick rolled? That freaking song gets stuck in your head–but let’s face it, it’s kind of brilliant. Anyway, this video is flying around the internet right now. And I have to say, it’s impressive. Isn’t B a goofy dancer? Sigh.
Three million people have enjoyed the musical stylings of this advertising guru–so you know it’s something special. And when he looks into your eyes and sings to you, it’s like he’s singing straight into your soul. I hope you’re emotionally ready, suckers.
I will warn you, I have my suspicions that this video actually brainwashes you. Something about the music. For some reason I am feeling as if I need living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes. I don’t know what it is but I just want to go to Flea Market Montgomery. It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini-mall! Hey hey!
Happy birthday Barack! Our presumptive Democratic nominee is 47 years old today. And he’s on the campaign trail, doing his thing. I bet I know what his birthday wish will be when he blows out the candles on his cake tonight.
A new grill for the backyard, duh.
But instead of taking today off, Obama is actually giving voters a present. At 11 a.m. today, he will unveil his new energy plan. So look for livestreaming online or flip on your teeevee. Hooray!
A lot of people are taking this opportunity to juxtapose B’s youth with John’s lack of youth. The WSJ has a semi-interactive graphic about the age gap. I’ll admit, I take a few cheap shots about McCain’s age. But the truth is, if my party’s nominee was that age and I felt he was the right person to do the job then it wouldn’t matter. Age has nothing to do with why I think Barack is ready to lead–it’s his positions on the issues. So take that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARACK! YOU’LL BE A GREAT PRESIDENT.
Oh Alan Gillett. This is pretty painful, dude–yet scarily entertaining. It’s like looking at something terrible. You want to look away, but you just can’t. Because that’s human nature.
My favorite part is literally the first few seconds before the music starts. You can just feel that something good is coming, and Mr. Personality himself does not disappoint! Sure, the looks from the crowd are entertaining, but Alan manages to keep himself the star of this clip. In a way, he brings me back to my childhood: his singing voice sounds like Ernie of the infamous hetero-lifemates Bert and Ernie, and he dances like a three year old at a Raffi concert rocking out to Baby Beluga. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. I bet he won this talent show.
Alan, I appreciate you. And we need more people with your kind of personality to shake things up. And put more good videos on YouTube.
Ladies PUHLEASE get yourselves under control! Oh man, I wish I knew what they were fighting about. Can anybody translate?! Maybe the lady in red stole the lady in blue’s man? Perhaps this was a Zac Efron vs. Joe Jonas debate gone awry? (Zefron, obviously wins. Hands down.)
Whatever, I love an underdog. And the lady in blue seems vicious. I’m on Team Red! But if this is a political fight we’re talking about, I’m on Team Blue. Get it? Because I’m a Democrat?! Okay, sowwwwwwy. Yeah, I’d hate me too. Enjoy.
Instead of, I don’t know, talking about the issues, our friend Johnny McCain has stooped to a new low–and purely out of jealousy. He newest campaign ad compares Barack to Britney and Paris. And John, I know it sucks to not be the most popular kid in school–but the reason Barack is so popular is not because he parties a lot and is famous for no reason other than being rich, or is a talented singer/dancer but a tragic trainwreck (sorry, Britty) that people just can’t stop caring about.
It’s because he’s on to something really special. Something that you, John, can’t deliver. And people want change. One last thing, he was the editor of the Harvard Law Review and used to teach Constitutional law. He’s not dumb. I, in no way, am inferring that Paris and Britney are dumb. And I’m SURE that wasn’t McCain’s intent either. Right?
And this just in! The Hilton family donated the maximum amount possible to McCain’s campaign! Haha OUCH. So they’re probably not happy that he compared Barack to Paris in a negative light… Thanks to Jon Stewart for doing that research for me! Watching Jon Stewart and blogging at the same time is divine. You should try it sometime. I can only hope Jon’s (not the John previously mentioned) wit will rub off on me. Mmm, a girl can dream.
Here is the ridiculously dumb, immature and ineffective campaign ad:
And here is what Saint B had to say about it:
“Given the seriousness of the issues, you’d think we could have a serious debate. But so far, all we’ve been hearing about is Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. I mean, I do have to ask my opponent, is that the best you can come up with? Is that really what this election is about? Is that what is worthy of the American people?”
Well done, Mr. Obama. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Now go kick McCain’s ass.
six words to change the world. 