Monthly Archives: August 2008

million-dollar madam pimped kids…in denver?!

Kathleen just sent me an article about a prostitution ring that offered the sexual services of up to 50 women and children. And this was in Denver.

Now, aside from the occasional murder, Denver seems to be a relatively safe place for its size. And even though there is a strip club called Shotgun Willies about three minutes from my house in an otherwise normal, residential area, Denver is not exactly the first city that comes to mind when you think of prostitution. Even Sonny Jackson, a Denver police spokesman, said: “We don’t have a lot of prostitution of this nature in Denver.” Then again, exactly what cities do come to mind when you think about child prostitution?

What surprises me most about this story is that Hong Tang, the alleged madam (pictured above), was running this prostitution service out of her “suburban Denver home.” I’d really like to think that if my neighbor was running some sort of massive prostitution ring, I would realize that it was going on and totally get her busted and be a hero. But who knows. Those neighbors must feel kind of silly. Or maybe they knew about it all along, and got discounts.

[Posted by Mallory]

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youtube clip of today: barack roll

Ever been Rick rolled? That freaking song gets stuck in your head–but let’s face it, it’s kind of brilliant. Anyway, this video is flying around the internet right now. And I have to say, it’s impressive. Isn’t B a goofy dancer? Sigh.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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may the force be with them.

Now I’ve seen it all. Yes, friends, that is a Star Wars themed wedding. The bride, Rebecca D’Madeiros, wore a stunning white, Mon Mothma dress, and the groom, Bill Duda, looked strapping as Admiral Ackbar. They were wed on a beautiful day in June, and were escorted by Imperial Storm Troopers. That is the truth. I am not making that up.

“The wedding was presided over by Yoda, who had secured his marriage licence off the internet in the weeks beforehand and the ringbearer was none over than Princess Leia, sporting her famous gold bikini.

Okay, WTF. And disclaimer, the typo (none over rather than none other) is theirs, not mine. Anyway, way to go upstage the bride, Leia. That’s not cool. If I was the bride, I would have had my bridesmaids all dressed as Chewbacca, just to ensure that I was the hottest one up there. And I’m not even going to discuss the Yoda online marriage license thing. Sketchy.

“It was a lot of fun – after all, it’s not everyday you get to be married by Yoda,” the groom said. Well put, sir. I don’t think anyone will disagree with you on that.

But power of the force to them, this wedding is unique. So congrats you two crazy Star Wars nerds. Mon Mothma, you may now kiss your strange looking alien husband. And if I was familiar enough with Star Wars, I’d make more nerdy jokes. But I’m not. Alicia, help me out? Just kidddddddding.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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just six words and a picture.

Here is the Olympic beach volleyball edition:

Hopefully he’s got the midas touch.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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youtube clip of today: telephone piano.

To all of you who claim that I have too much time on my hands because I blog, I present to you this video.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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see this cake? don’t eat it.

As much as I like to promote my own blog (and wittiness), I must give major kudos to this blog, http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/. They have truly combined some of my favorite things and turned it into a heeeeeesterical bloggy. Frosting, cake and snark. Yummy. Highlights include bad punctuation, horrible spelling, colors that make you want to have a seizure and just general grossness. Here’s a picture to tempt you. Enjoy.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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my name is mallory. i overpack.

Thank god for free wireless Internet. I’m sitting here at the lovely Denver International Airport, and I can still creep around on my own blog! Woo! 

I’m here to confess something: I’m a shameless overpacker. Obviously my massive, hideous, bane-of-my-existence maroon suitcase was overweight by ten pounds. Instead of just letting it slide, the airport dude suggested that I take some stuff out and put it in a clear plastic bag. Which seemed like a good idea, until I realized that it meant I had to carry said clear plastic bag with me for the next five hours. Along with my other two carry-ons. People are already judging me; I can tell. Luckily I put a really cute pair of shoes in the plastic bag, so even if strangers hate me for breaking the rules and being a worthless girl, they’ll at least think I have good taste.

[Posted by Mallory]

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paris, girl, you make me proud.

I never thought I’d say that, but it’s true. Here is how she bitch slaps John McCain for being a complete and utter ass. But let’s face it, this really comes from the geniuses at funnyordie.com. Let me just say that I in no way support Paris for Prez (and Rhianna for Veep), but she is pretty sassy in it and says some good stuff. And I hate to say this, but that’s hot.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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how many of you are there?

So yesterday I mused about names and their meanings.  Today, a Web site was brought to me by the one and only (and after you look at the site or just read a little more you’ll know how I can say this with great certainty) Mr. Kieran Higgins. Via his lovely daughter, of course.

http://www.howmanyofme.com/

This site tells you how many people in the United States share your name.  There are 646,147 other Kathleens–and like I’ve mentioned before, most of them are probably senior citizens. How can I find out the data on that?  I must be proven right!  It has also been brought to my attention by a CT correspondent that there are 1,524 people named Poop.  See how entertaining this Web site can be?!  Thanks, Mr. Higgins!

[Posted by the only real Kathleen]

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youtube clip of today: great prank.

Because we’re all still that immature, and because it’s always HILARIOUS to watch someone fall:

Ha ha!

[Posted by Mallory, courtesy of MEH]

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