Forget the chapel, Paul and Caragh Brooks of Illinois entered the covenant of marriage sitting in a booth at a Taco Bell on Friday, Jan 9. The courthouse was booked, and they needed another option. No, I didn’t make that up. “Going to the T-Bell and we’re gonna get married, goin’ to the T-Bell and we’re, gonna get married.” Okay, sorry, I had to do that.
Fatties like me customers continued to buy their 4th meal of the day while the ceremony took place. The employees blew up balloons and displayed taco sauce packets that say “Will you marry me?”. I didn’t know they made those, but that’s cute. The bride wore a $15 hot pink dress. The groom’s mother loved the ceremony. The reception was held right there, with guests ordering right off the menu. You know what I have to say about that? YUM! All in all, the wedding costs the couple $200.
Now of course you want to know the ‘how we met story’. Well, take a guess how they met. Okay, now read this.
Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia, met Paul Brooks, 30, on an Internet dating Web site. They already had the same last name.
The couple wrote back and forth and talked on the phone for nine months before Caragh Brooks moved to the United States.
Yup.
“We have the same brain, just in two bodies,” Paul Brooks said. “We think alike in virtually every manner. We have the same interests, viewpoints.”
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that one of those interests might be Taco Bell. What do you know? I’m right!
He proposed on New Year’s Eve and, because they like to spend time at the local Taco Bell, they decided to wed there.
Naturally, of course!
The best part of all? This happened in a town in Illinois called Normal. NORMAL. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think?
As critical and quick to point out the abnormalities as I may seem, I’m only kidding and I’m honestly really happy for them. If you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, I guess it doesn’t really matter how you decide to do it. These two are eccentric. Also, they paid $200 for a wedding that I won’t ever forget…and I wasn’t even there. Imagine spending $30,000 on the most cookie cutter wedding imaginable, and then having people groan about “another wedding” when they get the invitation.
You’ve got to give them some credit for having it their way. Hold on. “Have it your way” is the BK slogan. Maybe that would have been more fitting? That aside, congratulations to Caragh and Paul!
[Posted by Kathleen]
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