Yes, it is Christmas eve and I am blogging. What of it? But I have to share this with the world. In case you didn’t know, the best movie EVER is on the teevee for a solid 24 hours straight. Twenty-four hours of “A Christmas Story”? YES PUHLEASE! I’ll watch it inbetween meals. So turn [...]
Entries from December 2008
December 22, 2008
nothing like stone for the holidays.
A few months ago, I ordered myself a Rolling Stone subscription on some sketchy website using my super sweet student discount. I never saw an issue of the magazine, so I figured I had been scammed. Little did I know, the magazines were somehow coming to my home address, so there was a stockpile of [...]
December 21, 2008
six-pack santa, i’ve been naughty.
The Beverly Center in LA gives you two choices when it comes to your mall Santa. Naughty or nice. So you can go sit on bowl full of jelly Santa’s lap, or you can sit on six-pack Santa’s lap. Meet Eli Wilhide, pictured above, this year’s Hunky Santa. RAWR! Only in California! But I think [...]
December 20, 2008
oh joy! the 18th bundle arrives.
We all have hobbies. I like to think of mine as travel (because that sounds cool), but it’s probably reading US Weekly and the Huffington Post nonstop. For Jim Bob Duggar and his wife, Michelle, I would venture to say that their hobby is having babies. The Duggars just welcomed their 18th child into their [...]
December 20, 2008
my confidence boosting present to you.
Besides the holiday cheer and all that jazz, one of the things I adore the most about this time of year is the end of year wrap-ups. It’s true. I would watch the E! Channel’s “Top 20 Celebrity Haircuts with Bangs of 2008″ if it was on. Really, I would. But this is far more [...]
December 19, 2008
who wants to be a millionaire?
Last night I met up with my friends for drinks and a movie. We were planning to see Four Christmases because, you know, it IS Christmastime. But we got to the theater later than we wanted to and decided to just see the movie that was starting soonest, Slumdog Millionaire. I had only vaguely heard [...]
December 18, 2008
’tis the season to be hungover.
Office parties, neighborhood parties, family parties. Eggnog, champagne, whiskey (for the family parties), wine. In the weeks between Thanksgiving and New Year’s the opportunities to be hungover grow exponentially. If I remember my pre-calculus correctly (and there’s a good chance that I don’t) the graphical representation of what we’re now experiencing ends up looking something [...]
December 18, 2008
let’s see that torso fro, baby.
Upon stalking the internet in search of mindlessness to keep you busy at work (my job is hard, okay?!), I came across a story on TheDailyBeast about the return of chest hair. I quickly skimmed the story, because I couldn’t justify spending my endless hours of free time actually reading about chest hair. Okay, so [...]
December 17, 2008
smell it your way with bk.
This is for sure going to be the gift of the season. The Tickle-Me-Elmo for the fat kids…err…or people that just love food as much as I do. Now this may or may not be a joke, but it’s ridiculous any way and I’m going write about it. You can now purchase a cologne from [...]
