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rad girls: definitely not the hills.

Picture the three craziest bitches you knew in college. Now picture them with their own TV show doing dumb shit. Tah-dah! Now you’ve got the Rad Girls. These girls are smokin’ hot, have no internal monologue and literally have no social constraints. The ladies, Ramona Cash, Darling Clementine and Munchie, are bona fide badasses. In fact, they are being hailed as the female Jackasses. Sorry for the obnoxious rhyming– it was unavoidable.

They hold a contest to see who can pee the most while traveling around in the back of a van (obviously, somebody’s bucket of pee is going to fall over and they even take things a step further. Click here if you dare. The peeing clip starts about three and a half minutes in), make out with old men (their parents must be thrilled), fart in people’s mouths (it must be because they’re hot, because who in all of God’s wholesome creation would allow that) and use animal feces for batting practice (best line: “ew! there’s poop in my hair!”). Anyway, they are wild, hot, crass and hysterical–and I kind of like them. Because let’s face it. At the end of the day, farting is still really funny.

This clip is mild…

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bigfoot’s big news? or big lies?

Two dudes are getting ready to pull off the biggest prank ever, or make a mockery of all of us non-freaks (kidding!) who laugh at the supermarket tabloids. In the tabloids’ defense, they did bring the John Edwards (I hope Jesse Jackson goes after him, if you know what I mean) affair to the attention of the mainstream media. Anyway, so Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker…that’s what the Web site says. What does that mean?! That’s almost as mysterious as Bigfoot) and Rick Dyer found Bigfoot! They’ve got pictures and everything. And if anyone was to find it, I’m glad it was these guys because they dedicated their lives to it. Yes, they are like the Ghostbusters. Except they are Searching For Bigfoot, Inc. Seriously. And they found Bigfoot in the woods in Northern Georgia. Really, Bigfoot? Nothing against Georgia, but there are better woods in this country. Like….NEW HAMPSHIRE.

But I’d like to give some credit to George Lucas for this discovery.  Perhaps he saw Bigfoot years ago, and instead of turning him in, used him as a muse for Chewbacca.  I don’t know, just a thought.  They do look really similar…

I’d totally blow these guys off and make fun of them mercilessly, but they are having a press conference on Friday to present their evidence. They’ve got a body, and, in true CSI or other generic TV crime drama form, they will present DNA evidence. Gasp! DNA!? AWESOME. Anyway, you can read more about it here, or go to Searching For Bigfoot, Inc. (super duper tackytastic Web site)

What do you think? I just feel like this summer is so crazy. First the astronaut says there are aliens, then we have the Montauk monster. Now I need to go pick up a few tabloids. You never know, maybe Elvis is next.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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youtube clip of today: barack roll

Ever been Rick rolled? That freaking song gets stuck in your head–but let’s face it, it’s kind of brilliant. Anyway, this video is flying around the internet right now. And I have to say, it’s impressive. Isn’t B a goofy dancer? Sigh.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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may the force be with them.

Now I’ve seen it all. Yes, friends, that is a Star Wars themed wedding. The bride, Rebecca D’Madeiros, wore a stunning white, Mon Mothma dress, and the groom, Bill Duda, looked strapping as Admiral Ackbar. They were wed on a beautiful day in June, and were escorted by Imperial Storm Troopers. That is the truth. I am not making that up.

“The wedding was presided over by Yoda, who had secured his marriage licence off the internet in the weeks beforehand and the ringbearer was none over than Princess Leia, sporting her famous gold bikini.

Okay, WTF. And disclaimer, the typo (none over rather than none other) is theirs, not mine. Anyway, way to go upstage the bride, Leia. That’s not cool. If I was the bride, I would have had my bridesmaids all dressed as Chewbacca, just to ensure that I was the hottest one up there. And I’m not even going to discuss the Yoda online marriage license thing. Sketchy.

“It was a lot of fun – after all, it’s not everyday you get to be married by Yoda,” the groom said. Well put, sir. I don’t think anyone will disagree with you on that.

But power of the force to them, this wedding is unique. So congrats you two crazy Star Wars nerds. Mon Mothma, you may now kiss your strange looking alien husband. And if I was familiar enough with Star Wars, I’d make more nerdy jokes. But I’m not. Alicia, help me out? Just kidddddddding.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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just six words and a picture.

Here is the Olympic beach volleyball edition:

Hopefully he’s got the midas touch.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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youtube clip of today: telephone piano.

To all of you who claim that I have too much time on my hands because I blog, I present to you this video.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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see this cake? don’t eat it.

As much as I like to promote my own blog (and wittiness), I must give major kudos to this blog, http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/. They have truly combined some of my favorite things and turned it into a heeeeeesterical bloggy. Frosting, cake and snark. Yummy. Highlights include bad punctuation, horrible spelling, colors that make you want to have a seizure and just general grossness. Here’s a picture to tempt you. Enjoy.

[Posted by Kathleen]

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paris, girl, you make me proud.

I never thought I’d say that, but it’s true. Here is how she bitch slaps John McCain for being a complete and utter ass. But let’s face it, this really comes from the geniuses at funnyordie.com. Let me just say that I in no way support Paris for Prez (and Rhianna for Veep), but she is pretty sassy in it and says some good stuff. And I hate to say this, but that’s hot.

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[Posted by Kathleen]

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how many of you are there?

So yesterday I mused about names and their meanings.  Today, a Web site was brought to me by the one and only (and after you look at the site or just read a little more you’ll know how I can say this with great certainty) Mr. Kieran Higgins. Via his lovely daughter, of course.

http://www.howmanyofme.com/

This site tells you how many people in the United States share your name.  There are 646,147 other Kathleens–and like I’ve mentioned before, most of them are probably senior citizens. How can I find out the data on that?  I must be proven right!  It has also been brought to my attention by a CT correspondent that there are 1,524 people named Poop.  See how entertaining this Web site can be?!  Thanks, Mr. Higgins!

[Posted by the only real Kathleen]

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youtube clip of today: flea market!

Three million people have enjoyed the musical stylings of this advertising guru–so you know it’s something special. And when he looks into your eyes and sings to you, it’s like he’s singing straight into your soul. I hope you’re emotionally ready, suckers.

I will warn you, I have my suspicions that this video actually brainwashes you. Something about the music. For some reason I am feeling as if I need living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes. I don’t know what it is but I just want to go to Flea Market Montgomery. It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini-mall! Hey hey!

[Posted by Kathleen]

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