I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it! This is today’s top watched video (but you know, being the amazing person that I am, I had already seen it. I’m SO ahead of the curve).
Enjoy. I’m so smitten I don’t even have anything snarky to say.
According to my friend Tim, that is me. Haha, fair enough. He also compared me and my friends to a bunch of meerkats. Perhaps he should have a social commentary blog?
I can’t help it, but I love blogging (about my ideals…just like the commerical!). It is life consuming. This morning I woke up to a facebook message from a college friend and fellow blogger (READ IT) with the subject line, “can we please talk about blogging?” I could not have been more excited. FINALLY SOMEBODY THAT UNDERSTANDS.
You see, it’s kind of exciting to know that people are reading what Mal and I write. Oh, and thanks for the ego boost!
It might be slightly painful, but stick it out. If only to hear the ridiculous comments the hosts make. Ex- “I didn’t realize plastic could look that good!” Also, it’s one of the most watched videos online right now.
And by the way, this competition was totally rigged. If I were the other dancers I’d go all Luke Jedi knight and use the force on their asses.
As a full time blogger (read: unemployed and uninsured, so going out into the real world poses a threat to my health. I could get hurt!), it is my responsibility to creep around the internet at 4 a.m. looking for inspiration.
I stumbled across a video about silly, ornery, old John McCain. Apparently, he called his wife a c-c-c-c-c-cunt. I have trouble even typing it. Did Cindy McCain do something so terrible? Nope. She jokingly told him that he was balding. Um, hello, J? When you’re 300 years old, you’re bound to bald. Here is what he said to her:
“At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.”
Wowie! So we know how he really feels. John and Cindy 4eva! I don’t particularly like Cindy McCain, but I would never call her that. I would call her a Stepford Wife, recipe-stealing, identity-stealing recovering drug addict, home-wrecking other woman, but never a cunt. That is NEVER okay. His excuse? He was tired. Um, fine. But as Wonkette pointed out, he’s going to be tired a lot if he becomes president.
The only time I have ever not been offended at all by the word was with James McAvoy and the infamous typewriter scene in Atonement. (Which incidentally, led to the infamous library scene. Rawr!) And even then, as he was typing, my mind kept wondering…Is he really going to type that? Looks like it, but they wouldn’t…oh no! OH MY GOD. HE DID! And for the record-James McAvoy, you can call me anything you’d like.
But I digress.
Barack gets called out for calling a reporter “sweetie”, which, he admits, is a bad habit. At least it’s a casual term of endearment. But nobody calls McCain out for being a complete cotton-headed-ninny-muggins (the worst insult among Santa’s elves, duh) to his wife. Why? I think this video does a really good job at explaining it:
What are your thoughts, you cunts? Did I say that? It’s late, I must be tired.
This child makes me want to have babies. Dear God, I cannot believe I just wrote that. No, but really, this kid is great. Why are baby videos so addicting?