This is some of the craziest shit I have ever seen on the internet. So it’s slow in the beginning, but hold on because things get wild after the one minute mark. I am speechless. Is this madness or genius? Is it noise or music? AHHHHH. My brain is fried.
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I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.
Really, this is the best SNL has been in years. And in even better news, my twin, Maya Rudolph, is coming back!
AHHHH.
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So my friends all know that I’m nature girl–yeah, it’s weird. My envrionmentally friendly mom put me in a lot of nature classes growing up. What of it? NATUUUUUUUUUURE! GOULET!
Knowing that I LOVE nature, imagine my reaction when I saw this headline, and this picture:
Giant spider snapped eating bird in backyard near Cairns
Yup. I freaked the eff out. This will no doubt appear in my nightmares.
Despite my fear of spiders, I went to a school where the mascot was a spider. SPIDERS EVERYWHERE ON EVERYTHING. AHHH. Yes, I am a proud Richmond Spider. And devastated that I will not be able to make it to Homecoming this weekend. Miss me. GO SPIDERS! (But only the nice ones. That go to Richmond.)
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And by pals around, I mean wears them around her neck. I can’t help but wonder if this was part of the $150,000 the RNC (AKA those who donated to the RNC–don’t you feel hoodwinked?) paid for.
The main point of this post was to point out how clueless Palin is. I mean, the woman is legit wearing a scarf that screams vote Democratic. (Where can I get me one of those?!) Buuuut since I have your attention, let’s talk about that $150,000.
So much for being a small town hockey mom, eh? That’s probably twice as much, if not more, than Joe the fake plumber makes in a year. That’s more than a college education. That’s health care for a small business. That’s a ton of money to spend on clothes.
So I think the argument of Republicans being fiscally conservative is now thrown out the window. Because, oh girl, some of those clothes…I could have gotten at Forever21 for twenty bucks. And if I wanted to go “upscale”, I could still find them at Macy’s. On sale. Those clothes are pretty basic. So we all know what the Republicans and Sarah Palin choose to do with their money. They are not bargain shoppers. I mean, look at the national debt.
What would you do with $150,000? Where do your priorities lie?
How dare she talk about relating to Americans struggling to pay their bills and get their kids through school. How dare she? Oh doggone it, you betcha that Joe Six Pack doesn’t go on shopping sprees with the RNC’s plastic.
UPDATED: From Politico, here is Johnny’s defense of the $150,000.
“She needed clothes at the time,” McCain told a group of Florida reporters.
And now, to add on to tragedy that is Sarah Palin, let me just attach a supposed copy of her report card and SAT scores, compliments of one of our DC correspondents.
OUCH. Baby girl didn’t even break a thousand.
Sorry for ranting a bit. I’m all fired up.
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Ken Mink is a badass. The 73-year-old just made the Roane State basketball team. Roane State, by the way, is in Tennessee. He’s listed as a senior on the roster–not to be confused with a senior citizen (ohhhhhhhhh). Anyway, the Minkster played college hoops back in the day too. But, like I said, he’s a badass. According to the Knox news:
So Mink, whose playing career at Lees (Ky.) Junior College came to an unceremonious end in 1956 when he was dismissed – wrongly, by his account – for allegedly soaping the coaches’ office with shaving cream, wrote to several colleges in search of a place to play.
Oh man, there’s a prank that went out of style. Time to bring back soaping, ya’ll. But I digress.
Mink is nearly twice as old as the school itself, which was founded in 1971.
Damnnnn.
Look how intense he is in that picture! Sadly, in a one-on-one game, this septgenarian would probably kick my ass. And then out drink me at the bar. Whatev, he seems cool.
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Watch as much of this as you can handle– Japanese television is wacky. I wish I knew what was going on, but somehow not knowing makes it even funnier.
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So it’s been daysssss since I’ve written. Sowwy. Things are reeeeeal busy. TWO WEEKS UNTIL ELECTION DAY! But I’d like to take some time to spread some Halloween cheer–in a political way, because let’s face it, I am incapable of thinking about anything else until November 5. And even then…I don’t know.
So here is Yes We Carve, the blog that gives you stencils for your Barack O’ Lantern and other Baracky treats.
Was posting a link to another blog a weak post on my part? Yes. But cut me some slack, I’m busy trying to save the Constitution. I’ll do my best to keep posting.
PS- Woooohooooo Colin Powell!
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A picture is worth a thousand words, right, Johnny? Doesn’t he look like a dinosaur? HAHA.
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According to the AP, Ernie Chambers, a state senator from Nebraska, filed a permanent injunction against God. Why in all of God’s great goodness would he do a thing like that?
He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
And what do you think happened to him? Locusts, struck down by lightening, etc. The usual. Okay so God didn’t smite him, but Ernie C’s lawsuit against God was thrown out by the judge. Why? Because God doesn’t have an address, duh. Judge Marlon Park said, “Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice”
But Ernie the heretic went to law school. (But never took the bar exam.) So he had a response to that too– “Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.” Well played, Ernie.
Apparently Ernie is a rebel in the state senate. He doesn’t go to morning prayer. If Ernie was a Catholic school girl, he’d totally be the slut that rolled her skirt.
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Colin Powell, everyone’s favorite good guy who worked for the bad guys, might endorse Santo Barack O. Like Tony the Tiger would say, that’s grrrrrrrrrreat! Everyone and their mother is speculating as to when (but if I had to guess, I’d say tomorrow and he says that Barack’s performance in tonight’s debates compelled him to endorse) and looking for clues. But Fox News’ America’s Election HQ (why would you go anywhere else for news?!) has the clue to end all clues. Here is their headline and sub-headline, I shiz you not.
Hip-Hop-Dancing Colin Powell Fuels Speculation He’ll Endorse Obama
Colin Powell showed off his hip-hop moves at an ‘Africa Rising’ celebration in London Tuesday, fueling speculation that the former secretary of state is about to endorse Barack Obama for president.
He hip-hop danced! That means he’s black! Which means he’s definitely endorsing Obama!
Along with the sure to be Pulitzer winning investigative journalism, Fox also provided pictures of Gen. Powell engaging in practices that surely indicate his intentions to endorse Barry.
Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. He’s been tainted by HOPE.
Posessed by CHANGE:
Colin, welcome into the loving arms of the Democrats.
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six words to change the world. 