A picture is worth a thousand words, right, Johnny? Doesn’t he look like a dinosaur? HAHA.
[Posted by Kathleen]
A picture is worth a thousand words, right, Johnny? Doesn’t he look like a dinosaur? HAHA.
[Posted by Kathleen]
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Project Runway Spoiler Alert…

Okay, so I am a bad American and was switching back and forth between Project Runway and the debate tonight (John shut up about Joe the Plumber…Joe the Plumber doesn’t make $250k per year). Now, I thought Kenley had the best collection tonight, which isn’t to say that I didn’t love Korto and Leanne’s collections. I have loved all three of them from the beginning, personal style included. But JESUS CHRIST Leanne, could you have WASHED YOUR HAIR for the finale? YOUR FIRST RUNWAY SHOW EVER? I get it, Leanne. I have hair like you. Hair that needs to be washed every day. And here’s what I do to combat that: I wash my hair every day. Consider it.
And while we’re chatting, Leanne, please know that you had a lovely (if monotonous) collection, and that I cried more than you did when you won.
[Posted by Mallory]
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Okay, okay. So it’s no Hump Day Cry Face. But this video should make you feel a leeeeeeetle better.
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It gets better each time. I love the “Oh God. NO NO NO!” Thanks, Collegehumor.com. Even though I’m no longer in college, my humor has not matured.
If that video didn’t help you out and you’re still Cranky McCrankster, have no fear. Just tell people that you are participating in National Grouch Day. Which, according to Sesame Street Magazine, today is.
“A Grouch’s mission in life is to be as miserable and grouchy as possible, and pass that feeling on to everyone else. Only then will a Grouch feel in touch with his or her world and be happy.”
This post is done, OKAY? GO AWAY. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
I jest.
[Posted by Kathleen]
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Did you know his last name was spelled without a ‘t,’ by the way? Crazy, man. Anyway:
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Or cold leftover chicken parm eaten while standing in your kitchen. Whatever works.
[Posted by Mallory]

I’ve been neglecting the blog for a few days, but there have been several NY Times articles that I’ve wanted to post about. Let’s just do a roundup of the best ones:
Because I’m a super nerd, I like to look at Google Trends and see what the kids are Googling these days. Obviously when I saw “see you at the pole” as one of the top terms, I had to check it out. Do you know what immediately came into my head? Stripping and pole dancers. Perhaps “see you at the pole” is used as a challenge for pole dancers–like a walk off…but crazier. Maybe we’re talking about Santa and the North Pole. I don’t know.
See You At The Pole is actually a day each year when Christian students gather at the flag pole and pray before school. Ummm. What a let down.
Two million students are expected to have participated this morning in the See You At The Pole 2008.
This raises questions of the separation between church and state. While this occurs outside of school hours and is student led, should administrators be allowed to participate? Where are the lines drawn? What do you think would happen if I’ll See You At The Pole 2008 was all about devil worship?
Lots of thoughts for your Wednesday morning.
Pole dancing is way more fun to think about, right? But what do you think?
[Posted by Kathleen]
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So yesterday I’m just driving along, listening to my beloved iPod, when “Hand In My Pocket” by my beloved Alanis comes on. This time, however, was different from the 500,000 other times I listened to it. I still sang poorly and confused the verses, but this time the song really resonated with me. I mean REALLY resonated. So I put that shiz on repeat. Alanis and her harmonica were slaying me. Then it hit me. Uh oh. I am now an angsty 20-something and Alanis’ music actually applies to me. (And everyone else, but you know what I mean.)
I began to evaluate my life. I’m very happy, yet emo at the same time. I’m with someone who finds my jokes tolerable (I’m funnnnny!), I’m working on a campaign (trying to be an agent of change and save the world) and living at home (if you live at home post-college, there is no explanation needed), going to South America post Election Day (backpacking around in hopes of finding some adventure), and hopefully going to grad school next fall (read: I’m not entirely sure what I want to do in life other than see the world and blog. But this will buy me some more time. Kidding…kind of.)
But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooooooooooooooooooooooooore.
That being said, I come up with a new plan every day. Two days ago, I decided I wanted to become an alpaca farmer. Seriously. I saw some Alpacas at a local fair and fell in love with the little bucktoothed buggers. They’re completely heinous and totally hilarious. What can I say? I have an affinity for inner beauty. I took a picture of one. He is my new muse:
Cute, right?
I’m all over the place. Just tonight I have looked at jobs with National Geographic, HuffingtonPost, and political consulting firms. Three weeks ago I envisioned myself moving to Seattle. Who knows? Maybe tomorrow I’ll decide to go to med school. Or maybe I can just get a pair of scrubs and pretend…
While this is definitely my quarter life crisis, I don’t think it’s unhealthy. I’m in no real hurry. I am, in fact, only 22–although I feel like a dinosaur when I get Facebooked by people born in the 1990s. I’ve still got a lot of questions that need to be answered. Like, what is a fire, and why does it…what’s the word…burrrrrrrrrrrrn. (That’s two Little Mermaid references in one post. Heyyyyo.)
When I do settle down, I’ll be ready for it. And like I said before, I’m happy right now. I’d try and describe how I feel some more (it’s half my blog I can talk about feelings all I want!), but hey, Alanis puts it best.
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything’s just fine fine fine
’cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
[Posted by Kathleen]
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live blogging the vice presidential showdown.
9:01 – Hi Gwen! Looking foxy in teal. We get it, we get it. Let’s just get to it.
9:03 – Ooooh the bail out. Joe is on message. YESSSSSS. I’m mesmerized by the chart at the bottom of the screen. The positives soared for Sen. Biden. Oh, here goes Sarah talking about parents at a soccer game. Do you have kids? I had no idea! But I thought you were hockey mom? GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, LADY. Both candidates went to bat for the top of the ticket right away. Not surprising.
9:08 – She whipped out the maverick card. “Git down, to gitting business done.” Ugh. She threw in the “all due respect” line, which we all means with no respect at all. I don’t think that inferring Biden’s been in the Senate for too long is a good approach, Sarah. Have you met John McCain? And stop trying to steal the term change from the Change Master.
9:14 – She’s not going to answer the questions the way the moderator wants? If I were Gwen, I would have given her an eye roll and snapped my fingers in her face. Straight talk, Sarah? Answer the straight questions. I’ve got a question for you. Did dinosaurs and humans exist at the same time? But we digress.
9:17 – Sarah, government isn’t the problem. YOU are the problem with government.
9:21 – Biden made a funny about the bridge to nowhere! And a great rebuttal about the health care system.
9:29 – Yawn. I want to see them take the gloves off. Maybe I’ll make myself a glass of chocolate milk.
9:30 – Oh goody! CLIMATE CHANGE. Well at least she acknowledges that it exists. Biden corrects his coal gaffe of last week. Thatta boy, stick it to them.
9:35 – Palin says the word “rape” and the ticker is showing a drop in favorability among women.
9:41 – Biden is hitting this war question out of the park. I cannot believe that she just called Barack’s plan a “white flag of surrender”. The fact that both of these candidates have children in the military and in the Middle East is huge. It prevents cheap shots, for sure. I’m staring at Palin’s potentially tatooed lip liner. I’m kind of freaked out.
9:49 – Ever notice that sometimes Sarah Palin sounds like a leprechaun? Where is she from again?
9:54 – Yawning again. But wait! A question about the Bush administration. STOP GIVING THE CAMERA SEX EYES PALIN.
9:56 – Every time Biden said “George Bush’s”, I chuckled. It sounded like George Bushish. Which, in my mind, was twisted to George Bushit. Teehee.
10:02 – Come on guys, get spicy. But right now, Biden talking about helping Darfur is really inspiring. He’s showing that he really knows what he’s talking about with foreign policy. This guy knows what’s going on. I wonder if Sarah Palin could point out Darfur on a map? Stop talking about Alaska. Nobody cares.
10:07 – My friend just said Palin is really into these “mom pep talks”. Well put, sir. Mom pep talks are not what we need though. We need ideas. We need someone who understands what’s going on. Someone that reads the newspaper, perhaps.
10:17 – Defending Dick Cheney is not a strong position for Sarah Palin.
10:21 – Did Biden just choke up a bit while talking about being a single parent? Awwww! Make fun of him for running his mouth all you want, but this guy is genuine.
10:24 – Biden just nailed the Maverick thing. He pointed out everything that John McCain has voted against. That’s not being a maverick. And he tied it back to the issues talked about at the kitchen table, just like Palin was talking about. BRILLIANT.
10:29 – Palin’s closing statements. Blah blah blah, Ronald Reagan, blah blah blah, her family.
10:31 – Biden reclaims the word “change” for Obama. I’m feeling good. God bless America.
10:40 – Naturally I want to call this for Biden. And I think issues wise, he won. He was is the better debater. And I could tell he was holding himself back from the zingers that he’s so good at. (On Rudy Guiliani: “There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence — a noun, a verb, and 9/11.”) I sort of wish he had let her have it a little bit more.
But here’s the thing about Palin– she didn’t have any egregious gaffes, which is what we were all wishing for. Except calingl a U.S. General by the wrong name…and some other minor stuff. Anyway, the standard was so low for her that all she really had to do was give an answer, use folksy language and bat her eyes. I wonder what would have happened if she had been forced to do more follow up questions. She was well-rehearsed, and it showed. She was, after all, in beauty pageants. Except that she isn’t really looking for world peace.
What do you think?
[Posted by Kathleen]
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